It's better than the female equivalent on your smart phones. Basically, all you need is a fist, a skinful of ale and BHAM, the aim is to just hit equally drunk men who also clearly have very small penises.

Not exclusively festive it does seem to be more popular in the run up to Christmas.

Now I do accept there is nothing worse than a regular drinking partner who, for a multitude of reasons, was driving and therefore completely sober. But on Tuesday i saw ABS in action and hilarious it was too. Not at the time but certainly in hindsight.

Makes me want to be a policeman as, frankly, testesterone fuelled idiots who have nothing to lose by walking away from a (completely abusive) stranger just feel the need to fight back.

So I'm really looking forward to this game's Easter update because there will no doubt certainly be cracking of eggs....

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Yesterday I compiled my Yuletide long list of the best songs of 2011 and will whittle the 30 down to 10.

How I'll do it I have no idea. In fact, I may also need to blog what are, in my opinion, the best albums of 2011 too.

I can say its been a good and diverse musical year.

What I cannot yet say is what will come out as what I perceive to be the best of the best.

Am certainly having fun listening objectively though. And isn't that the point?

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Recently someone I know described the national lottery as a tax on hope. Which is quite right because this whole "you need to be in it to win it" completely misrepresents the reality of throwing your money away compared to the odds of ever winning big.

But the reverse is the case with a final salary pension scheme. Simply by paying away every month you do attain your lottery win and get a payout completely askew to economic fundamentals.

Oh I've got something of a final salary scheme somewhere in my past. And, of course, they should stay as agreed. They were financed from earnings of the day so there is a pot there to honour those commitments.

Old "defined benefits" schemes were not evil, just naieve

But a pension should not be an excuse for hope. It should not be something marketed as a safety net, as a guarantee or - goodness - even a right.

It is part of a solution. You have 40+ working years to make provision for your retirement. A company pension scheme is only going to be part of the liquid cash

Private companies have made no bones about shifting the responsibility onto the shoulders of the individual rather than the firm. Which is what market forces presently dictate. Yes, there may be a few private final salary schemes out there but their fate is that of all the other dinosaurs.

So final salary pension schemes are evil? Absolutely. They give their members hope that their future has guarantees; they don't encourage individuals to make their own provision but create a false sense of security that the employer cares after you've finished being employed; they shaft shareholders (taxpayers are shareholders in public sector businesses) and they are irresponsible financial instruments in what should be safe company scenarios.

A government is just a big company and no company can be so in favour of their employees at the expense of their clients (us). And shareholders (mainly us)

Hey - this makes governments evil too in encouraging final salary schemes, albeit in a more limited capacity.

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Apparently a listener to Radio Five live was reassured that it had been Jeremy Clarkson and not Jeremy Paxman who had, in the space of 3 short days, advocated the shooting of striking public sector workers in front of their families and also leave the strewn body parts of railway suicides to the wild animals.

Not at all. Whether Clarkson or Paxman a hack is a hack. Commentators - and, let's be very clear here, any journalist with a self appreciation tag in tow is a commentator first and foremost - are there to push the envelope; generate a reaction and ultimately entertain ahead of educate.

Noel Gallagher once said "please don't put your faith in a rock and roll star, they'll throw it all away"

The same can be said of all our social commentators too.

Let them entertain you or shock or make you cry or burst blood vessels. But whether a Clarkson, a Paxton, a Preston or a Littlejohn for goodness sake don't take them seriously enough to trust they actually believe what they are advocating.

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... Apparently a blog is short for web log.

Thanks Meeks.

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